I’m Tim, 48 years old, a hairy bearded bear who lives in the north of Germany. I’ve been a Poppers enthusiast for a quarter of a century, although my preferences have changed somewhat over time. If I used to just mindlessly pull anything called Poppers, today I’m more conscious about the ingredients. Isopropyl and isobutyl nitrite no longer come into my house, I am a fan of pentyl, hexyl and amyl nitrite, as the side effects of these products are very limited. I have written about this in detail in the foreword to my 3rd book.
Live in front of the webcam, I’m a mutual huffer who likes to huff together with his counterpart without strictly separating who makes the announcements and who follows them. The face is more important to me than the cock, because I want to see how the Poppers make the eyes glaze over, how the effect sets in, how the other guy lets himself go.
What was my motivation to write a porn book? We all love those videos and of course the guys and who painstakingly put them together, edited them and added lyrics and music.
But what if you forget to download these videos or you don’t have internet access?
That’s what happened to me a few years ago. I was sitting on my bed in the hotel, Poppers in my hand, horny as hell, but had no visuals because I couldn’t go online or have any material saved.
Maybe there was a template in the form of cool stories or a book? Nothing. The usual two books on the history of Poppers or chemistry treatises. Not so suitable as a wank template.
At that very moment, the idea was born to take action and write an offline popper training course, as there was nothing like it anywhere in the world.
I had some experiences that I wanted to formulate into awesome stories. The thought made me hard. And I didn’t make much progress with my writing at first because I kept having to pull on my Poppers and play with my cock.
By the time I started writing the first chapter of the actual training, it was all over, because of course I was pulling the number of hits I’d just written in parallel. Authenticity and all that. I also quickly realized that a conventional text wasn’t helpful. And so I made the font bigger and bigger as the training progressed so that you could still huff and read just before the end. The biggest advantage of my training sessions, however, is that the reader himself creates the coolest movie in his mind’s eye. Everyone likes something different, has preferences regarding hair color, body shape, age, cock length. Ready-made pictures and videos dictate what the viewer sees. When I write that the hairy and muscular, balding older man is pulling Poppers together with the younger slim and hairless guy, EVERY reader sees exactly what they associate with these attributes. The hottest movies are created by our brain, our imagination.
After several months of work and a test read by some Bate buddies, the world’s first gay Poppers training porn wank book was published in October 2022. I was happy and apparently many readers were too, because I got feedback from all over the world, many wrote, some sent me pictures and videos of how they “used” my book – and that made me very proud.
In the meantime, 3 books have been published – all under the title “HIT! HOLD! RELEASE!” You can buy all three books from my partner www.lederreiniger-online.de. And there will also be hefty Poppers wank templates in the future. I promise.
Hit! Hold! Release!
Who doesn’t know the iconic three words that take you into a world of fantasy, lust and pleasure?
Take your Poppers in hand, make yourself comfortable, just as you need it. The room can be completely dark or as bright as day, headphones on or enjoy the sound from the stereo system in the room, toys and lube to hand or just your own hand and spit.
HIT!
Huff the Poppers, brother! Pull as long and as often as the training video asks you to.
HOLD!
Now the hard part begins. Hold your breath for as long as you’re asked to (or as long as you can, that’s why it’s a TRAINING, you’re supposed to TRAIN, bro!).
Eleven.
Ten.
Nine.
Eight.
Come on, just a minute.
Six.
Five.
Four.
And final sprint.
Three.
Two.
One and a half.
One.
One.
One.
RELEASE!
If you liked my book, I would be delighted to receive a good review at www.lederreiniger-online.de!
Your Tim
October 2025